The anticipation is killing me! Every time I hear whispers of a comeback, I get my hopes up, only to be left disappointed. It’s like being stuck in a never-ending cycle of excitement and frustration.
I’m talking about a certain fighter, who shall remain nameless, but has a penchant for making headlines. One minute I’m hearing rumors of a triumphant return to the ring, the next I’m seeing photos of them rubbing shoulders with little people at a motorcycle rally. It’s enough to drive a person mad!
And then, just when I think things are finally looking up, the rug gets pulled out from under me once again. Instead of announcing a highly anticipated rematch, this fighter decides to throw their hat into the political arena. I mean, what’s next? Running for office?!
Can’t they just focus on one thing at a time? I’ve been telling everyone who will listen that this fighter’s return is imminent, that they’ll be back in the ring before the year is out. Now I’m the one who’s going to have to eat my words.
But you know what? I’m not giving up just yet. I’ve already started researching how to obtain dual citizenship and exercise my right to vote in a certain foreign election. Why not, right? Stranger things have happened. And who knows, maybe this fighter-turned-politician will actually make a difference. A guy can dream, can’t he?
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