**FUCK MY FANTASY TEAM: WEEK 2 WRAP-UP**

The Fantasy Football Frenzy: Staying Calm Amidst the Chaos

Life has been a whirlwind lately, and I’m not just talking about the gridiron. Between relocating my family and navigating the treacherous roads of Southern California, it’s been a miracle I’ve had time to breathe, let alone think about fantasy football. But, alas, here we are, two weeks in, and the fantasy gods are sending us a clear message: we’re all in way over our heads.

Take a glance at the current leaderboard, and you’ll see that Baker Mayfield is leading the quarterback pack, a kicker is worth a first-round draft pick, and Alvin Kamara has risen from the ashes like a phoenix. It’s been a wild ride, to say the least. Scoring is down, field goals are up, and it seems like everyone is just trying to scrape by with a win, no matter how ugly.

My advice? Take a deep breath and stay the course. Don’t be too quick to hit the panic button or make drastic changes to your lineup. Trust me, I know it’s hard – I’m guilty of making impulsive decisions myself, like benching Dalton Kincaid for Hunter Henry last night. Yeah, that didn’t work out so well. But I digress.

Let’s try to find some solace in the fact that we’re not alone in our struggles. Behold, the worst possible realistic team of the week, with a paltry 35.7 PPR points. Yep, even Josh Allen and Travis Kelce have found themselves on the wrong side of the ledger. On the flip side, we’ve missed out on a whopping 162 points from players who were just waiting to be scooped up off the waiver wire. Shout out to anyone who took a chance on Jalen Nailor – who knew he’d be the hero we needed?

I still have faith that Josh Allen will turn things around, and Travis Kelce will rediscover his mojo. Maybe they just needed a wake-up call. As for the rest of us, let’s just take it one week at a time and hope that our teams can somehow, someway, right the ship. Good luck out there, and may the fantasy football gods smile upon us in Week 3.

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