The Sunshine State’s football fiasco is a never-ending spectacle. Their program is a hot mess, plagued by quiters, embarrassments, and losses. It’s almost entertaining to watch the nation unite in mocking them. But amidst the chaos, one individual decided to rub salt in the wounds of their fans. Enter former coach, Dan Mullen, who was axed to make way for the current head coach.
I must admit, I admire Mullen’s tenacity. He’s not afraid to hold grudges, even if it means reminding fans of his own shortcomings, like winning only two conference games in his final season. But hey, when you’re trying to one-up your successor, you throw out stats that matter. And let’s be real, it’s not like Mullen’s successor is setting the world ablaze.
Mullen’s got a cushy analyst job now, so he’s doing just fine. Coaches are wired differently, especially in the high-stakes world of college football. Fans of the Sunshine State’s team were desperate for a national championship contender, but instead, they’re stuck with a program that’s begging not to get embarrassed.
So, Mullen, keep twisting that knife all season. There’s no shame in it. You’re not going to get rehired, so might as well keep rubbing it in.
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