**How Long Till You’re Shitting Straight Corn?**

The Great Corn Experiment: A Journey of Self-Discovery

In a bold move, I’ve decided to take the reins and embark on a unique adventure. For weeks, I’ve been watching others attempt to conquer the elusive “corn challenge,” but to no avail. It was time for me to step up and see if I had what it takes.

I began by visiting my local market and purchasing what I hoped was a sufficient amount of corn. As a novice griller, I was eager to put my skills to the test. After some trial and error, I managed to produce a batch that I deemed acceptable. I experimented with various seasonings, including salt, pepper, and paprika, but ultimately found that simplicity was the key. A dash of butter and salt was all it took to bring out the natural sweetness of the corn.

While the taste was satisfying, the real goal of this experiment lies in its aftermath. I’m committed to consuming corn exclusively until my body responds in kind. The question on everyone’s mind: how long will it take? Will it be a matter of days or weeks? Only time will tell.

As I embark on this journey, I’m filled with a mix of excitement and trepidation. The unknown can be daunting, but I’m ready to face whatever challenges come my way. Stay tuned for updates on my progress, and let’s see where this wild ride takes me!

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