**FUCKING BODY MANUAL: Don’t Say I Didn’t Warn You**

Imagine lending your body to someone for a day. What warnings would you give them before handing over the keys? It’s a thought-provoking question that can lead to some hilarious and relatable responses.

When asked, two friends took vastly different approaches. One listed off a series of health issues, from chronic pains to allergies, while the other warned about unexpected attractions to people of the same gender – but reassured that it’s just a temporary confusion.

As for me, I’d say my body is still in top shape, like a well-maintained sports car. Okay, maybe more like a reliable commuter vehicle, but you get the idea. There aren’t many warnings to give, except for a minor issue with my arm (just two plates and 12 screws, no big deal!). It might make lifting heavy weights a challenge, but it’s a great excuse to skip the gym.

One thing I’d definitely mention is that post-conversation analysis can be a real thing. You might find yourself replaying every conversation in your head, wondering if you could’ve said something wittier. (Or is that just me?)

And finally, be prepared for a shockingly cold urinal experience. That’s all I’m saying.

What warnings would you give someone borrowing your body for a day? Share your thoughts!

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