**COACHING DEBUT DISASTER: CONNOR STALIONS GETS ANNIHILATED 60-0, STILL MANAGES TO FREAK OUT AT REFS**

A recent coaching debut left many scratching their heads, and I just so happen to have obtained footage of the sidelines that day. Let’s just say it’s… enlightening. The coach in question seems completely lost, yelling at officials who are just trying to do their job. It’s almost comical, except it’s not.

This is the same coach who supposedly outmaneuvered one of the top college football programs in the country for three years straight? The same coach who flipped a historic rivalry on its head? The same coach who prevented two of the sport’s brightest stars from winning a national championship? It’s hard to believe, considering this individual can’t even keep track of the downs.

A recent documentary portrayed this coach as a mastermind, but it seems that might have been an exaggeration. In reality, they can’t even count to four. Despite this, I’m sure their team will make progress throughout the season. And I’ll be keeping a close eye on them, sharing my thoughts with the world every step of the way.

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